Lets See, Does A Comment Count As A Blog Post?

Mistress asked me last night how many Cummie Points I had earned since she put the kaibosh on my touchy-feelies. This is probably goin' to be hard to believe for some of ya, but I didn't have the actual number of points added up anywhere so I could tell her. So tonight's post is goin' to be lil ol' me figuring out how many points I have and if it looks like I might get to cum by Christmas. If you don't care, go get a cup of coffee or take a pee or somethin'. This will take a couple minutes.

One thing I did right away is to start writin' down the 3 letter codes over at the votin' page. If you've been payin' attention, you know I stuck a votin' button up in the upper right hand corner of this page. Look up there. LOOK! See it? Now go vote while I find my paper with the vote codes on it.

OK, I'm back now, but before I start cipherin', make sure you write down the code when you vote, because if you save a bunch of those, you could get lucky tomorrow night when Lady Sassa and Ms Tasha are givin' away prizes in their hosted chat. I figure if you weren't payin' attention to the votin' button, you probably haven't been payin' attention period, so look here for the lowdown on tomorrow's hosted chat.

Now back to gettin' me cummin'.

From what I can tell from my notes, I remembered to write down the vote codes 20 times, at 5 points each.

Counting this one, I done 4 posts here in my blog, at 10 points each.

I done 2 posts over at the Erotic Whisperz forum, also for 10 points each.

I don't think I'm supposed to count the little comments I write on other peoples blogs, and that's fair, but I haven't been writin' those down anyway, so they ain't gettin' counted. I'm sure I'll be wishin' I did in another week or two.

So where does that get me?

160 points? Holy Jalapenos! I'm over halfway to Ms Sassa's goal of 300, and it's only been one week! I might just survive this after all! Phew... what a relief!

Before I go, I have to say I read the private email from baby ryan that Mistress Sassa was kind enough to post in the Forum for all of us to read. Well, the font was a bad color for my monitor, and I couldn't read it, so I had to go over to Ms Sassa's blog to read it. But from what I read, baby ryan, you get yourself in soooooo much trouble. I bet there'll be a saddle in Ms Sassa's wishlist in the next day or two. Dang, I'm glad I never say dumb things to get myself in trouble like that. You need to be more careful about how far you stick your... ummm... foot in your mouth.

debi mae

Newsflash From Ms Tasha

Mistress Sassa told me to pass along this message from Ms Tasha, if I ever want to cum again, so here it is.

Hosted chat for Hump your Hand Wednesdays is at 7pm PST, or 10pm EST.

Lady Sassa and I are hosting chat on Wednesday for all of you hand humping guys. We can do anything together or individually. Like guided masturbation? We love it. Enjoy two girl calls? Then get in on our two girl special.

We will also have prizes as a part of our hosted chat. You must be present in the chat room to win.

Prizes are:

1. Free 10 minute 2 girl call with Sassa, and Tasha
2. Free 10 minute call with Sassa
3. Free 10 minute call with Tasha

Specials Wednesdays:

1. Two girl calls are $3.50 per minute on Wednesdays 12:01am PST to Midnight Thursday
2.One girl special with either Sassa or Tasha $99.00 for your first hour for new customers on Wednesdays 12:01am PST to Midnight Thursday
3. $1.99 a minute for all customers on Wednesdays all day starting at 12:01am PST.

You must ask for the Wednesday specials to receive the special prices.

Tasha 1-866-687-3717 ext. 156

Sassa 1-866-687-3717 ext. 170

Yahoo: TashaTalks2u

AIM: TashaTalks2u

SKYPE: TashaTalks2u

Yahoo: ladysassa07

SKYPE: COMING SOON!!!!

So there y'all go. Gettin' these two Ladies together should be more fun than swingin' a cat, so y'all better take advantage of this opportunity!

debi mae

How Many Points Was That Again?

Howdy.... I'm back. Things are gettin' kinda bad because I want to touch myself but I'm still not allowed to. For me, I have a really hard time with not touchin' if I've been told not to. It doesn't seem to bother me so much when I'm allowed to. Go figure.

But now, since Mistress Sassa officially put the clamps on little ol' me, I'm havin' a pretty rough time of it. I stopped at the store last night for a few things, and I swear every woman in the danged place was lookin' so good, and wearin' something I wished I could be wearin'. It was all I could do to not put my hand between my legs and start rubbin'. I got a feelin' that its gonna get a lot worse before it gets better.

Now, there's been a LITTLE bit of light at the end of the tunnel. Like I told ya' in the last post, Mistress Sassa told me I had to earn 300 Cummie Points before she would even consider letting me touch myself again. Well, since that night, I've been earnin' some points by votin' and by postin' in my blog. If I count this post, I'll have 70 Cummie Points in my hot little hands. So, I'm almost a quarter of the way there, but there's still a long way to go. If I wear a blindfold when I go out and don't watch any TV or look at any magazines, I might just make it to 300.

In some other news, Mistress Brandi, who's the big cheese over at the Erotic Whisperz site, has been settin' up some shiny new forums. One that I'm really excited about is the Sissy Camp forum. Y'all really should go over there and check out the site, post in the forums, hang out in the chatroom, and above all, meet the amazin' bunch of Ladies over there. I've been havin' a blast at Erotic Whisperz, especially when Ms Sassa is there in the chatroom with me.

One last thing. If you want, you can help out big time by votin' for the site in Phone Sex Central. I'll be puttin' up a link soon to make it easier to vote, but in the meantime, you can go to Ms Sassa's webpage and vote there.

debi mae

EDIT: I just installed a voting button in the upper right hand corner of this page. Click on it to vote. You haven't clicked on it yet? What're ya waitin' for? Vote!!!

BTW, if the button is green, it means Ms Sassa is logged in and available for calls. Her phone number is right above the button. You know you want to hear that sexy, sweet as molasses Southern voice, so give her a call. You'll be glad you did!

What In The Name Of Sam Houston Just Happened?

I don't know how I did it. Well, I guess I do now that I looked back at what I wrote in Ms Sassa's Kink Blog.

Whatever, I just ended up not allowed to touch my clitty until I get 300 Cummie Points. I didn't even know what Cummie Points were until Ms Sassa mentioned them in a recent post. Even then, I didn't have the slightest idea how you could get them. 300 Cummie Points? Holy Frijoles, 300 of anything is a lot, specially when you can't even give yourself a little tingle until you get them.

How in the heck do I get 300 Cummie Points in a danged hurry? I sent a panicky IM to Mistress and asked her. After she stopped laughin' and caught her breath, this is what she told me. So far, there's 3 ways to get points, and she may add more ways later, but I'm not positive when that might happen.

I get 5 Cummie Points for voting for her on her webpage.
I get 10 Cummie Points for writing a blog post.
I get 20 Cummie Points for doing a call with her.

So, as soon as I finish writing this, I'm heading over to Ms Sassa's webpage and voting. I have to remember to write down the vote codes and email them to her or it doesn't count. You can bet your ass I'm goin' to have a pen with me when I vote.

After I publish this post and vote, I'll only have 285 more Cummie Points to go. I got a feelin' that Mistress is goin' to enjoy this. And you know what? If I can hold out until I get them, I bet Mistress and me both might just have a little fun along the way. Even if I can't touch myself.

I know, I said I'd do anything for you Mistress, and Southern girls don't go back on their word. But when I'm done votin', I'm goin' to go get a bucket of ice and sit in it.

debi mae

You stroker boys out there, this is all your fault. If it wasn't for you guys, there wouldn't even BE any such thing as Cummie Points. I hope you're happy.

Its Been Too Long Since My Last Post

Hi y'all, I been feelin' bad because I haven't been able to play with Mistress Sassa enough lately. I'm scared that she might start thinkin' I forgot about her.

So I want to tell her here and now that I haven't forgot her, and to prove it, I'm goin' to repledge my submission to her and do something dangerous to boot!

Mistress, I been missin' you, I hope I'm still yours, and I'll do ANYTHING for you!

Luv and hugs from your debi mae

Hey All You Needy Little Boys And Girls!

If you've been havin' trouble gettin' in touch with Lady Sassa, it may be because she was havin' some issues with her phones. I just saw this over in her Kink Blog. So get y'alls butts in gear and try this here number.

1-866-687-3717 Ext. 170

This here is her page on the new site.

And guess what? You can also catch her over in this new chatroom.

There! Now y'all will be able to be properly tortured again just like you deserve!

And so will I!

Debi Mae

This Could Be A Good Business Opportunity!

Hi y'all! A little while back, I wrote a short little message in Ms Sassa's Yahoo group because she asked everybody to write a little somethin' about theirselves. In my message, I introduced myself and then I welcomed one of Ms Sassa's newer boys to the group. I was kiddin' around with him because Ms Sassa wasn't gonna let him cum until he "acquired" a pair of dirty panties from a certain woman. Anyway, I said that if he couldn't get the panties, I might be persuaded to sell him a pair of mine if the price was right. I was just jokin', and I couldn't believe what happened next!

I started gettin' all these emails asking me for my dirty panties! I got AT LEAST a half dozen guys askin' for 'em! LOL Who knew that this could be a good way to make some extra cash? And just think, I could wear 'em and not ever have to waste any time washin' them. Just toss 'em in a bag and mail 'em off! I know it's prolly against some kinda health regulation to do that, but really, who's gonna know unless they start to smellin' really ripe? That's what they make ziplock bags for, right?

I better think on this some more. I might be onto somethin' here. Maybe I should start thinkin' about a wishlist too! Will y'all send me lots of neat stuff if I do? :)

Debi Mae