I know I been a bad girl. I haven't been postin' enough in my blog. I could give you excuses about workin' a lot of extra hours at the bar and not havin' time to blog, but none of that matters. I haven't been postin' enough. Bad Debi Mae.
So what am I goin' to write about? Not sure. Let's see. It's 11:59 on October 31st as I'm typin' this line, and Halloween is almost over for another year. I didn't do nothin' this year for Halloween. No costume, no makeover, no parties, no candy, and no money. You want to know what I did? I stayed home. I couldn't buy any candy this year, so I was a party-pooper and turned out the porch light, turned off the TV, and took a nap until the Trick or Treaters were all back home suckin' down their haul. Sad, I know, but true. Now I'm awake and it's time to blog.
How about some good news? For me, anyway. Last time I posted, I had a total of 160 of Ms Sassa's Cummie Points socked away, with 140 to go before she'd even consider letting me have an orgasm. Since then, while I haven't been bloggin', I've at least been votin' over at her page, and the points have been quietly addin' up. And quicker than I thought too. I reached 300 Cummie Points on October 17th, and didn't even realize it until over a week later, because I wasn't keeping a runnin' count, and I didn't think I was that close. Chalk that up to Debi being too dumb to check sooner. The only consolation I have is that Ms Sassa still hasn't promised me beans about when I can cum, so maybe she wouldn't have let me anyway. Maybe she'll give me credit for votin' whenever I can, even after I got to 300 points. Since that time, I racked up another 125 points. Not too shabby!
I won a free call with Ms Sassa during the "Hump Your Hand Wednesday" chat, but we still haven't been able to hook up for that one. When we do, and I hope it's soon, I'll be sure to write about it.
Speakin' of the Wednesday chat, Ms Sassa and Ms Tasha make it a contest every week, and the questions they ask are pretty hard to guess, so you really need to be up on the Erotic Whisperz sites, and especially the blogs and wishlists of Ms Sassa and Ms Tasha. Poor little ol' me has a hard time keepin' up. I'm not fast on the keyboard anyway, but these nails that Ms Sassa won't let me cut back are gettin' so long they keep slippin' off the keys, and I can't type an answer without half of the letters bein' wrong. So usually, everybody else in the Chatroom has time to give 2 or 3 answers before I can even get mine typed out. Yeah, I know I'm whinin', bad Debi Mae.
That's just about all the news I have, but before I go, I want to tell you about somethin' I daydream about a lot. My daydreams have lots of variations, but the main topic is, "What will happen when I finally get to meet and play with Ms Sassa in person?" Maybe you'd call this a fantasy, but I'd rather think of it as a daydream, because fantasy sounds like somethin' that will never happen.
As y'all probably know, Ms Sassa is from the South, and she is very familiar with all things that make Southern Girls so extra feminine. She has told me lots of times about how she loves to do hair and how she dresses girls up in period costumes for historical re-enactments and such. She also has way too much work to do around her house as far as I can tell. She deserves to have somebody who can help her out with all that so she can have more time to do what she does best. (I don't think I need to explain what it is that she does best. It really is obvious, ain't it?)
So my daydreams usually start off with me bein' invited to her house. Once I'm in the door, she decides that I'm goin' to be her own dressable Barbie Doll, and I don't have any say in how she decides to play with me. First thing she does is to make major changes to my appearance. And she doesn't go about it halfway, either. Debi Mae will never be mistaken for her usual tomboy self if Ms Sassa has anything to do with it. She might dye and perm my hair into long cute ringlets like a 19th century Southern Belle and lock me into a corset and hoop skirt. Or maybe she'll want to dress me up, leash me, and take me to a BDSM event where she will show me off to her friends. Or, maybe she'll take away all my clothes except for a humiliating little maids uniform and have me keep up her house for her. In my daydream, no matter how she decides to play, I can only wear what she lets me wear, and can't leave the house without her. And it's not like I'm goin' to try to walk all the way home in some tiny little outfit with hair like Shirley Temple. When we're not playin' or I'm not doin' her chores, I'll be locked into some secret little soundproof room where nobody can hear me if they come to the house lookin' for me. I'll be her little no-limits playtoy until she decides that she's tired of playin' with me.
And do y'all know how I get trapped into these things every single time? I'm sure y'all do. So say it with me. "Mistress, please, I'll do anything you want if you just let me cum." But gettin' in over your head is what always happens to bad girls, ain't it?
Bad Debi Mae...
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Lets See, Does A Comment Count As A Blog Post?
Mistress asked me last night how many Cummie Points I had earned since she put the kaibosh on my touchy-feelies. This is probably goin' to be hard to believe for some of ya, but I didn't have the actual number of points added up anywhere so I could tell her. So tonight's post is goin' to be lil ol' me figuring out how many points I have and if it looks like I might get to cum by Christmas. If you don't care, go get a cup of coffee or take a pee or somethin'. This will take a couple minutes.
One thing I did right away is to start writin' down the 3 letter codes over at the votin' page. If you've been payin' attention, you know I stuck a votin' button up in the upper right hand corner of this page. Look up there. LOOK! See it? Now go vote while I find my paper with the vote codes on it.
OK, I'm back now, but before I start cipherin', make sure you write down the code when you vote, because if you save a bunch of those, you could get lucky tomorrow night when Lady Sassa and Ms Tasha are givin' away prizes in their hosted chat. I figure if you weren't payin' attention to the votin' button, you probably haven't been payin' attention period, so look here for the lowdown on tomorrow's hosted chat.
Now back to gettin' me cummin'.
From what I can tell from my notes, I remembered to write down the vote codes 20 times, at 5 points each.
Counting this one, I done 4 posts here in my blog, at 10 points each.
I done 2 posts over at the Erotic Whisperz forum, also for 10 points each.
I don't think I'm supposed to count the little comments I write on other peoples blogs, and that's fair, but I haven't been writin' those down anyway, so they ain't gettin' counted. I'm sure I'll be wishin' I did in another week or two.
So where does that get me?
160 points? Holy Jalapenos! I'm over halfway to Ms Sassa's goal of 300, and it's only been one week! I might just survive this after all! Phew... what a relief!
Before I go, I have to say I read the private email from baby ryan that Mistress Sassa was kind enough to post in the Forum for all of us to read. Well, the font was a bad color for my monitor, and I couldn't read it, so I had to go over to Ms Sassa's blog to read it. But from what I read, baby ryan, you get yourself in soooooo much trouble. I bet there'll be a saddle in Ms Sassa's wishlist in the next day or two. Dang, I'm glad I never say dumb things to get myself in trouble like that. You need to be more careful about how far you stick your... ummm... foot in your mouth.
debi mae
One thing I did right away is to start writin' down the 3 letter codes over at the votin' page. If you've been payin' attention, you know I stuck a votin' button up in the upper right hand corner of this page. Look up there. LOOK! See it? Now go vote while I find my paper with the vote codes on it.
OK, I'm back now, but before I start cipherin', make sure you write down the code when you vote, because if you save a bunch of those, you could get lucky tomorrow night when Lady Sassa and Ms Tasha are givin' away prizes in their hosted chat. I figure if you weren't payin' attention to the votin' button, you probably haven't been payin' attention period, so look here for the lowdown on tomorrow's hosted chat.
Now back to gettin' me cummin'.
From what I can tell from my notes, I remembered to write down the vote codes 20 times, at 5 points each.
Counting this one, I done 4 posts here in my blog, at 10 points each.
I done 2 posts over at the Erotic Whisperz forum, also for 10 points each.
I don't think I'm supposed to count the little comments I write on other peoples blogs, and that's fair, but I haven't been writin' those down anyway, so they ain't gettin' counted. I'm sure I'll be wishin' I did in another week or two.
So where does that get me?
160 points? Holy Jalapenos! I'm over halfway to Ms Sassa's goal of 300, and it's only been one week! I might just survive this after all! Phew... what a relief!
Before I go, I have to say I read the private email from baby ryan that Mistress Sassa was kind enough to post in the Forum for all of us to read. Well, the font was a bad color for my monitor, and I couldn't read it, so I had to go over to Ms Sassa's blog to read it. But from what I read, baby ryan, you get yourself in soooooo much trouble. I bet there'll be a saddle in Ms Sassa's wishlist in the next day or two. Dang, I'm glad I never say dumb things to get myself in trouble like that. You need to be more careful about how far you stick your... ummm... foot in your mouth.
debi mae
Sunday, October 4, 2009
Newsflash From Ms Tasha
Mistress Sassa told me to pass along this message from Ms Tasha, if I ever want to cum again, so here it is.
Hosted chat for Hump your Hand Wednesdays is at 7pm PST, or 10pm EST.
Lady Sassa and I are hosting chat on Wednesday for all of you hand humping guys. We can do anything together or individually. Like guided masturbation? We love it. Enjoy two girl calls? Then get in on our two girl special.
We will also have prizes as a part of our hosted chat. You must be present in the chat room to win.
Prizes are:
1. Free 10 minute 2 girl call with Sassa, and Tasha
2. Free 10 minute call with Sassa
3. Free 10 minute call with Tasha
Specials Wednesdays:
1. Two girl calls are $3.50 per minute on Wednesdays 12:01am PST to Midnight Thursday
2.One girl special with either Sassa or Tasha $99.00 for your first hour for new customers on Wednesdays 12:01am PST to Midnight Thursday
3. $1.99 a minute for all customers on Wednesdays all day starting at 12:01am PST.
You must ask for the Wednesday specials to receive the special prices.
Tasha 1-866-687-3717 ext. 156
Sassa 1-866-687-3717 ext. 170
Yahoo: TashaTalks2u
AIM: TashaTalks2u
SKYPE: TashaTalks2u
Yahoo: ladysassa07
SKYPE: COMING SOON!!!!
So there y'all go. Gettin' these two Ladies together should be more fun than swingin' a cat, so y'all better take advantage of this opportunity!
debi mae
Hosted chat for Hump your Hand Wednesdays is at 7pm PST, or 10pm EST.
Lady Sassa and I are hosting chat on Wednesday for all of you hand humping guys. We can do anything together or individually. Like guided masturbation? We love it. Enjoy two girl calls? Then get in on our two girl special.
We will also have prizes as a part of our hosted chat. You must be present in the chat room to win.
Prizes are:
1. Free 10 minute 2 girl call with Sassa, and Tasha
2. Free 10 minute call with Sassa
3. Free 10 minute call with Tasha
Specials Wednesdays:
1. Two girl calls are $3.50 per minute on Wednesdays 12:01am PST to Midnight Thursday
2.One girl special with either Sassa or Tasha $99.00 for your first hour for new customers on Wednesdays 12:01am PST to Midnight Thursday
3. $1.99 a minute for all customers on Wednesdays all day starting at 12:01am PST.
You must ask for the Wednesday specials to receive the special prices.
Tasha 1-866-687-3717 ext. 156
Sassa 1-866-687-3717 ext. 170
Yahoo: TashaTalks2u
AIM: TashaTalks2u
SKYPE: TashaTalks2u
Yahoo: ladysassa07
SKYPE: COMING SOON!!!!
So there y'all go. Gettin' these two Ladies together should be more fun than swingin' a cat, so y'all better take advantage of this opportunity!
debi mae
Friday, October 2, 2009
How Many Points Was That Again?
Howdy.... I'm back. Things are gettin' kinda bad because I want to touch myself but I'm still not allowed to. For me, I have a really hard time with not touchin' if I've been told not to. It doesn't seem to bother me so much when I'm allowed to. Go figure.
But now, since Mistress Sassa officially put the clamps on little ol' me, I'm havin' a pretty rough time of it. I stopped at the store last night for a few things, and I swear every woman in the danged place was lookin' so good, and wearin' something I wished I could be wearin'. It was all I could do to not put my hand between my legs and start rubbin'. I got a feelin' that its gonna get a lot worse before it gets better.
Now, there's been a LITTLE bit of light at the end of the tunnel. Like I told ya' in the last post, Mistress Sassa told me I had to earn 300 Cummie Points before she would even consider letting me touch myself again. Well, since that night, I've been earnin' some points by votin' and by postin' in my blog. If I count this post, I'll have 70 Cummie Points in my hot little hands. So, I'm almost a quarter of the way there, but there's still a long way to go. If I wear a blindfold when I go out and don't watch any TV or look at any magazines, I might just make it to 300.
In some other news, Mistress Brandi, who's the big cheese over at the Erotic Whisperz site, has been settin' up some shiny new forums. One that I'm really excited about is the Sissy Camp forum. Y'all really should go over there and check out the site, post in the forums, hang out in the chatroom, and above all, meet the amazin' bunch of Ladies over there. I've been havin' a blast at Erotic Whisperz, especially when Ms Sassa is there in the chatroom with me.
One last thing. If you want, you can help out big time by votin' for the site in Phone Sex Central. I'll be puttin' up a link soon to make it easier to vote, but in the meantime, you can go to Ms Sassa's webpage and vote there.
debi mae
EDIT: I just installed a voting button in the upper right hand corner of this page. Click on it to vote. You haven't clicked on it yet? What're ya waitin' for? Vote!!!
BTW, if the button is green, it means Ms Sassa is logged in and available for calls. Her phone number is right above the button. You know you want to hear that sexy, sweet as molasses Southern voice, so give her a call. You'll be glad you did!
But now, since Mistress Sassa officially put the clamps on little ol' me, I'm havin' a pretty rough time of it. I stopped at the store last night for a few things, and I swear every woman in the danged place was lookin' so good, and wearin' something I wished I could be wearin'. It was all I could do to not put my hand between my legs and start rubbin'. I got a feelin' that its gonna get a lot worse before it gets better.
Now, there's been a LITTLE bit of light at the end of the tunnel. Like I told ya' in the last post, Mistress Sassa told me I had to earn 300 Cummie Points before she would even consider letting me touch myself again. Well, since that night, I've been earnin' some points by votin' and by postin' in my blog. If I count this post, I'll have 70 Cummie Points in my hot little hands. So, I'm almost a quarter of the way there, but there's still a long way to go. If I wear a blindfold when I go out and don't watch any TV or look at any magazines, I might just make it to 300.
In some other news, Mistress Brandi, who's the big cheese over at the Erotic Whisperz site, has been settin' up some shiny new forums. One that I'm really excited about is the Sissy Camp forum. Y'all really should go over there and check out the site, post in the forums, hang out in the chatroom, and above all, meet the amazin' bunch of Ladies over there. I've been havin' a blast at Erotic Whisperz, especially when Ms Sassa is there in the chatroom with me.
One last thing. If you want, you can help out big time by votin' for the site in Phone Sex Central. I'll be puttin' up a link soon to make it easier to vote, but in the meantime, you can go to Ms Sassa's webpage and vote there.
debi mae
EDIT: I just installed a voting button in the upper right hand corner of this page. Click on it to vote. You haven't clicked on it yet? What're ya waitin' for? Vote!!!
BTW, if the button is green, it means Ms Sassa is logged in and available for calls. Her phone number is right above the button. You know you want to hear that sexy, sweet as molasses Southern voice, so give her a call. You'll be glad you did!
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